Conrad: "Remember me, Commander Shepard? Conrad Verner! Remember, you put a gun in my face! You really taught me to be XTREME!"
Shepard: "Wait, no I didn't. Did I? No! I remember, I told you that you should go home and take care of your family."
Conrad: "Noooo, you definitely put a gun to my head. 'THIS is what a gun in your face feels like!' That's what you said, and after I stopped crying, I realized... I had to be XTREME!"
Shepard: "What, like you're going to pester me while skydiving strapped to a snowboard while drinking Mountain Dew? I'd never do something like that. Get outta here."
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