Monday, February 15, 2010

Alas, Poor Alenko. I Hated That Whiner.

hepard: "What about my old team?"
Illusive Man: "They have other things to do."
Shepard: "What about Ashley?"
IM: "She's still with the Alliance. Promoted."
Shepard: "Wrex?"
IM: "He's trying to unite the Krogan clans."
Shepard: "Garrus?"
IM: "Probably failing epicly at his next venture."
Shepard: "Liara?"
IM: "She's on Illium, handing out stupid side quests."
Shepard: "Kaidan Alenko?"
IM: "He died defending the nuke on Virmire. Are you sure you're memory's all right?"
Shepard: "Fuckin' sweet. What? Oh, yeah, my memory's fine. I just wanted some good news for a change."

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