Kaidan: "Commander Shepard. Captain of the Normandy. First human Spectre. Savior of the Citadel. You're in the presence of a legend, Delan. And a ghost."
Shepard: "Dude, get off my dick, seriously."
Delan: "Figures, all the good people we lost, and you get left behind."
Shepard: "I like this guy!"
Kaidan: "You're with Cerberus now? I can't belive the reports were right."
Miranda: "Reports? So much for security."
Shepard: "Bitch, we JUST talked to the Council. What are you talking about, 'security'?"
Kaidan: "Cerberus is working with the Collectors!"
Shepard: "Wait, am I the one who just got his brain reconstituted from charcoal? Cerberus is working with the Collectors, I work for Cerberus, I just kicked some Collector ass... get off the drell dick*. Ah, screwit, get out of here, you'd just sit in a corner on the new Normandy the entire game, the same way you did on the old one."
*Contact with drell genetalia can induce hallucinations.
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