Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Upgrade pls?

Shepard: "Zaeed, can you think of any upgrades for the Normandy?"
Zaeed: "Thinking about past missions. Got a minute? You might learn something."
Shepard: "Something... about how to spend this 50,000 element zero I have sitting around? I like Dominate, and I like where I put my points. Man, I wish I could trade it for Platinum. Garrus's scars are cool; mine make me look like I got a really bad sunburn, and my skin's all cracked and nasty. Anyway, upgrades?"
Zaeed: "Tough fight on Horizon. I've tangled with slavers before, but nothing like that. Some slavers took a little girl on a colony in the Skepsis System. Girl woke up, fought her way out, got picked up by my band well on her way to Omega. Eight years old. She'd have no chance on Horizon."
Shepard: "Did SHE know of any upgrades I could make to the Normandy?"
Zaeed: "Jack. Subject Zero. Whatever you call her. Hell of a girl. Could have used a destructive little ***** like that ten years ago when we dropped blind into the Krogan DMZ. Took out a lot of Krogan that day, but we lost way too many men."
Shepard: "I already got Jack's upgrade. It was almost as lame as your stories. Srsly, I can has upgrade?"
Zaeed: "I should let you go. Talk more later, Shepard."
Shepard: "You should go. Out the freakin' airlock. Douche."

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