Soldier Shepard: "What the heck is this thing?"
Mordin: "M-9 Tempest submachine gun. Surely you're familiar with it."
Shepard: "No, I... I've never seen one before. How does it work?"
Mordin: "Simple. Press button, unfolds, point at target, pull trigger. Five round burst on single pull, or full auto."
Shepard: *fumbling with Tempest* "I don't get it."
Mordin: "Simple weapon. Should be able to handle it. Broken? *dakkadakka* No, perfect operation. Here, try."
Shepard: *stares at it* "Uh... what?"
Mordin: "Never mind. Possibly too simple for highly trained soldier to understand. Stick to antimaterial rifles and assault rifles."
*Soldier Shepard holds up SMG, crying*
How could this happen to me?
I've made my mistakes
Got nowhere to run
The night goes on as
I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just want to screeeeeaaaaaam...
The song's by Simple Plan.
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