Airplane

Joker: "Message from the Council in the comm room, Commander."
Council: "Blah blah blah Salarian STG send static from Virmire, they were investigating Saren." (paraphrased)
Shepard: "I'll check it out."
Asari Councilmember: "We're all counting on you."

On Virmire
Wrex: "The lines between friend and foe are getting a little blurred!"
Shepard: "Those aren't your people, Wrex! Think about what happened the last time the Krogan race got used!"
Joker: "Message from the Council. Patching it through."
Shepard: "Not now, Joker."
Asari Councilmember: "I just want you to know... we're all counting on you."
Ashley's gun: *BLAM*
Wrex: *dies*
Shepard: "Dammit."

Sovereign: "Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. You touch my mind, unable to understand my magnificence. You exist because we allow it. You will end because we demand it."
Joker: "Message from the Council. Patching it through."
Shepard: "Not now, Joker!"
Asari Councilmember: "I just want you to know... we're all counting on you."
Sovereign: "This exchange is over."
Shepard: "Dammit!"

Vigil: "Prothean researchers working on mass effect technology finally made a breakthrough... The Conduit."
Liara: "The Conduit's not a weapon! It's a backdoor to the Citadel!"
Vigil: "Precisely. The Conduit is located at---"
Joker: "Message from the Council. Patching it through."
Shepard: "NOT NOW JOKER!"
Asari Councilmember: "I just want you to know... we're all counting on you."
Vigil: "ERROR DATA CORRUPTED"
Shepard: "DAMMIT!"

Saren: "Sovereign will spare me, and those I can convince it to leave alive! I will save more lives than have ever existed!"
Shepard: "Don't give in, Saren! You can still redeem yourself!"
Saren: "Argghhhh! Shepard... it's too late for me..."
Shepard: "No! You can fight it! Just be stro---"
Joker: "Message from the Council. Patching it through."
Shepard: "NOT FUCKING NOW, JOKER!"
Asari Councilmember: "I just want you to know... we're all counting on you."
Saren: "Prepare to die, Shepard!"
Shepard: "DAMMIT!"

Salarian Councilmember: "We are gathered here to honor the humans who valiantly gave their lives saving the Citadel, trillions of lives throughout the galaxy, and most especially, us."
Turian Councilmember: "They made the ultimate sacrifice, and are true warriors. We have the honor to accept humans into the Council."
Shepard: "Captain Anderson would be great."
Udina: "Waaaaah!"
Asari Councilmember: "I just want you to know... we're all counting on you."