Kal'Reegar: "So how do we take down that Colussus?!"
Shepard: "Standard protocol with armature class units is to use the main gun on the Mako to take out its kinetic barriers, use the coaxial machine gun until it's at below 10% health, and then get out and finish it with small arms fire, you know? Double the experience that way."
Kal'Reegar: "Well if we had a Mako or a Hammerhead instead of just Veera here, that might be an option!"
Shepard: "Don't worry! I'll just get close with my infiltration cloak/biotic charge! It doesn't have a melee attack, and there's only a certain number of geth that can spawn! If I get close enough fast enough, they'll all be up front shooting at the wall you're standing behind! Stay down! I'll go rescue Tali!"
Kal'Reegar: "I have no idea what you're talking about, but OK!"
(After Shepard dies)
Shepard: "Dear diary, today I was a jackass Renegade, and Tali led a mission that got everyone but her killed or wounded. Dear diary, today we were killed by geth. It was the best day ever."
Kal'Reegar calling his missile launcher Veera is not original to me; I can't remember where I saw it first, but I've seen it a few times.
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