Shepard: "You have a ship named Qwib Qwib?"
Tali: "Oh no. Here we go again."
Admiral Prissypants: "At times, the fleet has obtained ships from other cultures! And at times, the fleet has had difficulty changing the registraion! The crew of the Qwib Qwib has bourne the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune with honor and panache!"
Shepard: "So uh... why not just CALL the ship, like, Devastator, or Homeward Bound, or Superfly?"
Admiral Toolbag: "Oh. I never thought of that. Well I had considered requesting a transfer to a ship with a good name, like the Defrenz."
Shepard: "So you name would be Admiral Weaksauce 'Vas Deferens'? As in the ducts that carry sperm from the testes to the wang in order to be ejaculated? You want your name to be 'Spooge Carrier'? Yeah, never mind, Qwib Qwib it is. Douchebag."
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