Admiral Hackett: "Commander, I need you to do something that only you can do. Again."
Shepard: "Jeez, Hack, can you even wipe your own ass now that you have a Spectre? What now?"
Admiral Hackett: "During the First Contact War, we sent out exploratory probes with 20 kiloton nukes in them. One just showed up on our scanners. We need you to go there and disarm it so there's no political fallout."
Shepard: "Ha, fallout, nice one. Syke. Whatever, fine."
*at the nuke*
Random Pirate Dude: "Ha ha! I was the big boss, but your heroics doomed me to be the leader of a ten person gang! But when this nuke goes off, everyone will know that I killed the first human Spectre!"
Shepard: "Tali, quick, disarm it!"
Tali: *omni-tools it* "That was ridiculous, Commander. The combination was A, A, A, A, A."
Shepard: "A, A, A, A, A? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of code an idiot would put on his luggage!"
*on the Normandy*
Joker: "Incoming Transmission. Patching it through."
Udina: "Commander, you did a marginally good job disarming the nuke and saving me from the Council's stern talking-to. How did you do it?"
Shepard: "Well, we applied standard disarming protocol. The code was A, A, A, A, A."
Udina: "A, A, A, A, A? That's amazing, I've got the same combination on my luggage!"
The combination bit is from Spaceballs.
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