Two Kelly Jokes

Kelly: "There's nothing more absolute than the oath of an asari justicar."
Shepard, under his breath: "Except how much of a slut you are."
Kelly: "She's so striking. It's too bad she's so cold."
Shepard: "I didn't recruit her to have sex with, Kelly. The Normandy already has you."
Kelly: "What?"
Shepard: "I said, I didn't recruit her for her looks."
Kelly: "I'd really like to get to know you a little better."
Shepard: "How about you come up to my cabin and get naked?"
Kelly: "What?"
Shepard: "I said, let's have dinner."
Kelly: "Lead the way!"
*later*
Kelly: "Wow, I haven't taken that much in one night since the 'Tuesday Night Trains' at the sorority house in college."

Kelly: "I noticed the dead fish smell up there in your cabin. Would you like me to feed your fish while you're away so they won't die again?"
Shepard: "I... um... don't have any fish. I haven't bought any, actually."
Kelly: "Oh. Um. I'm just going to head over to the showers, then."