Salarian Councilmember: "The Thorian would have yielded much data from scientific analysis. Nice job breaking it, hero."
Shepard: "Are you out of your mind? The Thorian controlled minds. Anyone who studied it would have been in thrall to it."
Asari Councilmember: "Whatever. At least you didn't destroy this Prothean ruin like the one you found Dr. T'Soni in."
Turian Councilmember: "Of course. Shepard would go to any lengths to protect a human colony."
Shepard: "Fuck you."
Joker: "Oh, Commander, we lost the signal. Too bad!"
(literally ten seconds later)
Joker: "Message coming in from the Council."
Asari Councilmember: "Hello Commander! It's great to see you. We just received some crucial information!"
Shepard: "Um... OK... what is it?"
Salarian Councilmember: "It's from one of our Special Task Groups on Virmire. We're not sure what they were trying to say, but they were investigating Saren, and it was on an 'emergency-only' channel."
Shepard: "I'll check it out."
Asari Councilmember: "Good luck Commander. We're all counting on you."
*end transmission*
Shepard: "What the fuck, are they all bipolar or something?"
The line "nice job breaking, hero" is from Portal.
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