Turian Shopkeeper: "Wow, I'm so lucky, Commander Shepard endorsed me store and then bought my entire stock. Well, it was at cost, so I didn't make any money, but once I restock after the game is over, then I'll be rolling in dough! Time to round up the rest of the shopkeepers for our weekly poker game."
Recording: "I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."
Turian: "What the hell?! How did you access my recording?!"
Asari: "What are you talking about? Commander Shepard came in and endorsed MY store. Then he bought everything I had in stock... but once I restock, I'll be set."
Turian: "Wait... let me check something..."
Recording: "I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."
Salarian: "Man, you'll never guess what happened today! Commander Shepard---"
Turian: "Came in, endorsed your store, and bought everything you have in stock at cost?"
Salarian: "Well yeah, but once I restock, I'll have something no other store on the Citadel has: a personal endorsement from Commander Shepard!"
Turian: "Dude, we got so owned."
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