Shepard: "Stop your quest to find your daughter and come on a suicide mission with me."
Samara: "I will swear my oath to you."
Garrus: "Sidonis killed my whole team! I want revenge!"
Shepard: "Don't do it, Garrus."
Garrus: "kthx."
Tali: "Legion is transmitting classified data about the Fleet to the geth!"
Shepard: "Play nice, you two."
Tali: "Here's some unclassified data."
Legion: "kthx"
Tali: "If I have sex with you, I'll be sick for a week."
Shepard: "I want you."
Tali: *jumps his bones*
Jack: "I'm a mean *****!"
Shepard: "You should be nice."
Jack: "Waaaaah I'm a scared little girl!" *jumps his bones*
Miranda: "I owe the Illusive Man everything. He has my absolute loyalty."
Shepard: "Ima blow up the base."
Illusive Man: "Stop him, Miranda!"
Miranda: "No ways, I resign."
Joker: "No! I can still save her!"
Shepard: "Get in the escape pod."
Joker: "kthx"
Jacob: "Dad, I can't wait to see what you say at you trial."
Shepard: "I'd kill him."
Jacob: "Yeah. Here, Dad, kill yourself."
Dad: *BLAM*
Jacob: "Thanks, Shepard!"
Mordin: "Maelon curing genophage. Must kill."
Shepard: "No, let him go."
Mordin: "OK. Here, genophage cure data. Should destroy. If released, could cause Krogan to conquer entire galaxy."
Shepard: "No, let's keep it."
Mordin: "kthx"
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