Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Maybe Should Listen To Joker

Joker: "We're in orbit around Virmire... I'm picking up a signal. Must be the STG guys."
Shepard: "Drop the Mako!"
Joker: "Shouldn't we radio in and let them know we're here? All we got from them was static before. Maybe they asked for a fleet or something."
Shepard: "Don't question my orders! Drop the Mako!"
Joker: "You got it Commander."

Captain Kirrahe: "What are you doing here?"
Shepard: "I'm Commander Shepard."
Captain Kirrahe: "Yes. That doesn't answer my question. You've alerted all the AA guns on the planet. Now we have to wait for reinforcements."
Shepard: "I am your reinforcements: Commander Shepard."
Kirrahe: "What?! I told them to send a fleet!"
Shepard: "Didn't you hear me? I'm Commander Shepard."
Joker: "Hmmm, maybe we should have radioed them. 'No, fuck you, Joker, drop the Mako!' OK, sir!"

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