Shepard: "Well, it sure is good to be alive. Let's fire up the old e-mail..."
MESSAGE 1: Notice of delinquency of child support payments in case of DR. LIARA T'SONI (mother)
Shepard: "Oh wow! Liara and I... that's great! I'll have to go see her. What's next..."
MESSAGE 2: Notice of delinquency of child support payments in case of SHIALA (mother)
Shepard: "Wait, what? The chick who was stuck in the Thorian? We didn't even... oh shit, she did that 'embrace eternity' crap on me to give me the Cipher, didn't she... is that all it takes?! Fuck me. Well I can probably contest that. She totally mind-melded with Saren and the Thorian right before she did me. Good luck with that, plant-ophile girl."
MESSAGE 3: Notice of delinquency of child support payments in case of SHA'IRA (mother)
Shepard: "Now that is straight up bullshit, she didn't even do the crazy black eye thing, we just fucked! These asari need to make up their minds on how they breed. And there's NO WAY she can prove it's mine, she's the ASARI CONSORT for crying out loud. She's probably fucked more men than the Scyllian Blitz."
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