Miranda: "You should know I've been genetically enhanced. It's why the Illusive Man handpicked me."
Shepard: "What level of genetic modification are we talking about?"
Miranda: "Just these.... *cups her breasts* and this. *wiggles DAT ASS*."
Shepard: "I can see why the Illusive Man handpicked you. Sounds like you're perfect."
Miranda: "I'm still human, I make mistakes. And when I do... well, everyone expects a lot from someone with my... endowments."
Shepard: "You certainly don't lack for confidence."
Miranda: "Women with perfect breasts usually don't. That's why I was assigned to you, Shepard. You really got the short end of the stick in the breast department last game."
Shepard: "Epic win. Meet me in the engine room."
Miranda: “Of course, Commander. Whatever you need.”
DAT ASS is the primary reason people think Miranda's attractive.
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