Monday, February 15, 2010

Unblockable

Harbinger: "ASSUMING CONTROL. Hungry for human genetic material? Stop by your local McCollector's! Now with human smoothies! In addition to our bestselling Ignorant Colonist flavor, for a limited time only enjoy Slutty Bisexual Counselor, Sassy Engineer (in regluar or faux Scottish varieties!), Grizzled Chef/Plumber (smooth going down both pipes!), and Cerberus Redshirt! Offer valid only at participating bases, void where prohibited. RELEASING CONTROL."
Random Collector: "Fucking popups!"

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