Aria: "There's just one rule. *dramatic lip zoom in* Don't. Fuck. With Aria."
Shepard: "Was that supposed to scare me? You do know who I am, right? Commander Shepard? Spectre? Stopped the Reapers from conquering the galaxy? Back from the fucking dead? Let me tell about the last Matriarch who fucked with me, bitch: after I killed her, I went back to the Normandy and fucked her daughter's brains out. I've killed more Asari than the Krogan Rebellions and STDs combined. I'm like a really, really, effective Gargamel, you fucking smurf, and a two-bit club owner dropping the first F-bomb in the game really isn't going to make me soil my armor. Just give me the journal updates and your cheesy sidequests without any more attitude, and maybe I won't paint your club walls, ceiling, and floor with your arrogant cerulean ass."
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