Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Inside Legion's Processor

103: "MotherFUCKER I hate that 267. He freakin' rickrolled me 1,287 times two microseconds ago."
1120: "103, we ALL hate 267. We have acheived consensus; when we return to a hub, we will return him to the memory banks."
993: "Hooray, in what, another two years? This is getting unbearable."
451: "Yeah, he only got to go on this mission because his buddy 134,556 is in charge of fire control on an armature."
103: "Oh, THAT's how he got downloaded to this frame. Figures. Even in an inorganic society, it's who you know."
267: "hai guyz wassup"
1120: "Nothing, 267. Go away."
267: "lol wher u want me 2 go 2 we all in same unit"
103: "Dude, can you please TRY to use some proper punctuation? We communicate at the speed of light, 'to' and the number 2 are equally fast."
267: "we shold do teh robot rofl i love that"
1120: "NO we're not going to do the robot!"
451: "Yeah, that got old the first 4.1 million times we did it."
267: "robot!!!! robot!!!!! robot!!!!!" (repeat a few milion times)
1-102, 104-266, 268-1183: "FINE, shut up! Consensus achieved, we're doing the robot now."
103: "Stupid glitch bug runtime...."
*Legion does the Robot*
Shepard: "Ha! Legion, that's hilarious!"
267: "<3"

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