DIRECT INTERVENTION

*Shepard walks into a room, all his squad and a collector are present*
Shepard: What is this?
Harbinger: DIRECT INTERVENTION IS NECESSARY
Tali: This is a safe place, you know everyone here loves you.
Garrus: But we're concerned for your health.
Miranda: Every time you go to a bar, you're always ordering drinks with no regard for your personal safety.
Harbinger: THIS HURTS YOU
Mordin: Been poisoned. Once unintentionally.
Shepard: I don't need this! I'm a hero, I can do whatever I want!
Kelly: You're not just hurting yourself, you're hurting everyone around you.
Jacob: Cerberus has an excellent rehab program.
Harbinger: PRESERVE SHEPARD'S BODY IF POSSIBLE
Thane: We think it would be best if you at least took a look. Considered your options.
Samara: Here are some brochures for you to look at.
Shepard: I know my limits! I can stop whenever I want! I don't need to!
*Shepard storms out of the room*

Entirely from Shadowmaster_M at Gamefaqs.com. I really wish I had thought of this first. :D