Garrus: "Hey, I brought wine. Best I could afford on a vigiliante's salary."
Garrus: "If you were a turian, I'd be complimenting your waist, or your fringe. So, uh, your hair looks... good. And your waist is... very supportive. Hopefully that's not offensive in human culture. Crap. I knew I should have watched the vids. Throw me a line, here, Shep-"
Paragon Interrupt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shepard: "Whoa! Consider me seduced, smooth talker. Now shut up, and stop worrying."
Garrus: "I just... I've seen so many things go wrong, Shepard. My work at C-Sec, what happened with Sidonis... I want something to go right, just once..."
Shepard: "Impressive reach!"
Garrus: "Impressive flexibility!"
Joker, watching through surveillance device: "Looks like Garrus finally worked that stick out of his pants, but now he's trying to beat Commander Shepard to death with it."
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