Kelly, singing: "I kissed a girl, and I liked it... the taste of her cherry chapstick..."
Shepard: "Cool."
Kelly, singing: "I kissed an asari and I liked it... the taste of embracing eternity..."
Shepard: "Cool.
Kelly, singing: "I kissed a turian and I liked it... I made sure not to ingest..."
Shepard: "Cool, I guess."
Kelly, singing: "I kissed an elcor and I liked it... reminescent: the taste of high gravity wang..."
Shepard: "Uh..."
Kelly, singing: "I kissed a krogan and I liked it... the taste of genophage wantin' my fertility..."
Shepard: "Ew."
Kelly, singing: "I kissed a varren and I liked it... the taste of some brand new scale itch..."
Shepard: "Hurk..." *runs to cabin and frantically brushes teeth in the shower*
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