Bartender: "Welcome back, babe. Can I get you anything? Sorry, no sex. Just cleaned the bar."
Shepard: "You know what, grandma? Fuck you. I've been in this bar thirty-seven times and every time, you mention sex but then say you just cleaned the bar. What, do you have a security alarm set up when I walk up the stairs so you know when to pull out the Lysol? It's not fucking funny any more. Just pour the drinks, bitch."
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