Gunnery Chief: "Listen up, recruits! This is a 20 kilo ferrous slug! Feel the weight! Every five seconds, the main cannon of a ship accelerates one of these slugs to 1.3 percent of lightspeed! Each one impacts with the force of a 38 kiloton nuclear bomb! That's three times the yield of the nuke dropped on Hiroshima back in the 20th! That means that Sir Isaac H. Newton is the baddest son of a bitch in space!"
Shepard: "Ahem."
Gunnery Chief: "Correction! Sir Isaac H. Newton is the second baddest son of a bitch in space! Now, Serviceman Burnsides, what is Shepard's First Law?!"
Burnsides: "Sir, try to have sex with every female alien in sight, sir!"
Gunnery Chief: "No credit for partial answers, maggot!"
Burnsides: "Sir, every female human and alien in sight, sir!"
Chief: "Damn straight!"
Shepard: "Daaaaaamn straight."
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