I hate Miranda
Her face belongs to a man
OMG DAT ASS
Tali is boring
Always cleaning the engine
OMG DEM HIPS
Jack's a whiny *****
"Waaah, Cerberus done me wrong"
OMG DEM LIPS
Impressive Garrus
Calibrations all day long
Give it a rest, dude
Legion has a crush
On Commander Shepard; Why?
Building consensus.
Jacob is boring
Let's get loud and spill some drinks
OMG modded
Thane's good memory
Interrupts conversation
Just die, already
Samara is hot
Her rack defies gravity
But she won't put out
Hot sex with Morinth
CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE
It was so worth it
Grunt's OK, I guess
He will never replace Wrex
Get back in the tube
Mordin needs pronouns
Three PhDs, no grammar
But damn, he can sing!
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