Joker: "Commander, I'm picking up some strange readings. Like, really strange, off the damn charts. It's coming from an old mine."
Shepard: "What do you mean, off the charts? Switch from linear to logarithmic."
Joker: "Oh. Um... lemme... OK, yeah. 3.2e14."
Shepard: "What? 3.2e14 of what? Meters? Watts? Kilograms?"
Joker: "Just... you know, strangeness."
Shepard: "What the fuck are you talking about, strangeness? There's no SI unit of measure for 'strangeness.' What sensor are you using?"
Joker: "I don't know, I just pressed some glowy buttons and some lines came up."
Shepard: *disconnects*
Joker: "All right, back to Galaxy of Fantasy."
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