Jack: "I like your ship. I wouldn't mind putting it through its paces when you're not around."
Shepard: "Even though I'm not around a lot, since I never take you on missions because you're pretty much worthless, you're crazier than I thought if you think you can try."
Jack: "If I wanted it, I'd take it."
Shepard: "Look, bitch. Let's get one thing straight. You're on this ship because I wanted the shotgun damage upgrade and level up from recruiting your bald, "look at me I want to be the center of attention"-tattooed, anorexic jerkass. An asari commando has had at least a century to study fighting, from hand-to-hand, to firearms, to biotics that make your wimpy shockwave look like a parlor trick. I've killed more of them than you've killed erections. Don't ever think you'd be more than a minor speedbump if you ever got in my way."
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I really like this one-- Jack's bullshit makes it hard not to hate her.
ReplyDeleteAlso, glad to see more updates. Welcome back.