Wednesday, July 7, 2010

I hope someone gets this...

Grunt: "Uh, listen, human. You said 'bell peppers and beef." There's no beef in here. So you wouldn't really call it 'bell peppers and beef,' now would you?"
Mess Sergeant Gardner: "Yes, I would."
Grunt: "Well, it's not!"
Gardner: "It is when you're broke! Shepard can't afford the 560 credits for the gourmet food supplies I asked for?"
Grunt: "What happened to the 30,000 credits Shepard got paid for the last mission?!"
Garnder: "The 60 probes she fired at Uranus..."
EDI: "Seriously."
Garnder: "And space ship models she keeps buying... and the fish that keep dying... KILLED THE DOUGH!"
Grunt: "Hmmph. I'm going to Shepard's cabin. I've always wanted to eat a fish from the captain's quarters."

1 comment:

  1. Yeah, love the Bebop!

    Plus, it is kind of strange the relative amounts things are. An upgrade to an entire squad's SMGs cost the same as a few model starships?

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